February skies have Orion shining bright. But is the the Gryffindor constellation illuminating the face of a Snake? My, my, my.
Somebody was trying to imitate the Hogwarts Express today with steaming ears – the only part they need to work on is their punctuality! [Ok, so what, I stole this joke from Professor Reuter. All credit to you, sir]
Rumour Has it a certain prefect has threatened to go on a spree of some sort if any more rumours are spread about the new DADA professor [Editor’s Note, I’m with you.]
Rumour has it that Gillespie got an urgent owl on the 14th that made him run like mad to the Groundskeepers Hut and then shortly after him and Dracheblume where running to the gates. Wonder what’s up there?
Most of the teachers have gone gray from stress. You can’t really tell since they colovaria their hair.
Marzia finally persuaded Caryxander to bathe. Miracles do come true.
That fox thats been wandering the halls? I heard its a professor!
I heard some students really made a splash in art class
I heard a doggy masterpiece was made in the last art class! And that the professors are still finding paint paw prints around the long gallery.
Jeeves and Idylwild are dating. He gave her candy and danced with her at the Hearty Party.
A normally project, happy fifth year Eagle seems to have finally allowed herself to get distracted by an animal loving, sixth year Hufflepuff. He towered over her but they were such a cute couple, could it be true love?
Eyes on the ground have it that a young snake is quite jealous of a ravens friendship with her boyfriend. The talons and fangs were displayed formally at the hearty party.
A Lion and a Snake were getting a little close when a professor had to intervene. Don’t you know boy’s have cooties? Ewe.
Have my eyes mistaken me or do the 2nd years remind us daily their going on 30? Time to relax a bit and enjoy your youth!
Apparently Mrs. Ashworth has an arse that can stand the test of time. Or is really good at transfiguration.
Seems someone spiked the food with potions and brews at the hearty party. We got to see a whole new side of some people!
Seems like a certain Lion Prefect can’t seem to find a steady man so she steals everyone else’s
A blonde Gryffindor prefect and a recently single Slytherin prefect were caught sneaking out of the Hearty Party early and were found later cozied up with some chocolate fondue.