Rumour has it that a certain vampiric Slytherin has some sort of pensieve vial around his neck. Apparently if you look close enough, you see a memory of him and his girl in it.
Someone booby-trapped Vikander’s chair! I heard it was a catapult hex.
Vikander can’t seem to follow rules of civilized society. He fights dirty in propper duels and disarmed Bourland while they were both bowing. He was asked to help demonstrate a duel, but he’s too afraid of a fair fight to do it.
Seems our female Librarian suffers from low self-esteem. She has be heard putting down students to make herself feel better.
Vikander is really one of Dorchester’s Goons using Polyjuice potion
Rumour has it a certain Hufflepuff prefect got a howler from a very enraged older sister of a certain candy witch.
Two professors seem to be sharing one cape. Are they not being paid enough to afford their own, or is there more going on between the two?
I saw two Ravenclaws cutting class! Who would have thought?
Two different fights just before curfew in one night. What is going on?
Why are so many people suddenly using the M word again? That gets you sent right to Fox!
Rumour has it that the Stinksap bandit attacked his prefect sister in the great hall Tuesday night. Something about she made threats to the younger Candy Badger.
The real reason that girls spend so much time in the bathroom isn’t because they are fixing their hair. It’s all that time in front of the mirror practicing the innocent face to use on prefects and professors.
Seems a certain Gryffindor can’t listen to directions.
That second year Lion is definitely getting expelled before seventh year. He just can’t stay out of trouble where cloak-sharing professors are concerned!
A pair of werewolf-hating snakes have been seen sitting together more often. Is the big one fueling the little one’s hate?
Classroom 22B is not to be used this week by anybody who wants to breathe.
Magical Theory was called short by a very pungent odor. I don’t think that’s what the professor was planning when he served “sweet treats”.