Evanovich reads the rumours every week and believes every word, that was until she saw her own name.
Someone was heard screaming bloody murder in the Slytherin girl’s dorms just after everyone got back from Hogsmeade.
I heard from a ghost in the dungeons that there’s a Hufflepuff who keep sneaking down to the Forbidden Forest for some reason.
With the tension in the air, a certain Hufflepuff prefect seems to be readying for battle.
Overheard a retired Auror mentioning that a certain father is up to no good, and apparently its not the first time he’s gone a stray.
I know a snake who’s been hiding two girlfriend’s. I wonder if they know about each other?
There was a bloody mess in the first year Slytherin girl’s dorm. Literally.
The ministry is watching the school because they know Dorchester is already here.
The two adult love birds who are recently engaged were apparently together for years until one of their fathers made them go apart.
Could the sweets loving DADA teachers sweet tooth be extending to a maker of sweet treats? Reports are in of Him and the owner of Honeydukes looking cozy in Three brooms.
A certain Tall, Dark, and Scarred tried to murder Tall, Dark, and Scary in the tea shop!
A member of the Wizengamot showed up at the 3B and the new DADA professor didn’t look happy!
Vikander was spotted in the hospital wing the night of the full moon- and this week he’s been walking better. I even heard his temper is milder!
A certain Snake’s evil dad was spotted in Hogsmeade asking about his whereabouts. He terrorised a tea-party and only just escaped with his life.
What do a calico, a freckled ginger cat, and a fox with a teacup all have in common? They were spotted convening in the DADA office late last night.
The Head Boy was seeing carrying a Ginger tabby up to the 6th floor. Isn’t his cat silver though?
The secret to getting away with something in Vikander’s class is to bribe him with fudge.
A large amount of Polyjuice potion was stolen.
The Head girl calmly faced down a rather terrifying man after her best friends in the tea shop today. Looks like Badgers really aren’t the pushovers some think they are.
Some of the younger years have been sneaking off to secretly brainstorm with information they are hearing. Could their ideas actually be more logical than some of the older kids conclusions?
Been a lot of singing happening in the Great Hall around dinner time. What’s gotten into those Lions?!
Muse is in a bad mood because Lane decided to take someone else to the Hearty Party.
Rumour has it the Spectacled Ashworth is exploring ways to enhance his height to improve his chances of winning the candy princess’ heart.
Haven’t seen the chisel-chinned Slytherin much…perhaps his Ashworth lady friend drank all his blood and stashed the body somewhere…just a thought
Rumour has it the male half of the twinning prefects can’t make decisions on who to take to the hearty party without his sisters approval.
Persephone smells like broomstick wax and sunshine.
In flying class the Matron couldn’t keep her eyes off of the Flying professor, but she didn’t seem too happy!
Never listen when an Ashworth Says this is going to be fun
Wonder what the second year Slytherin did to her Hufflepuff friend. They sound each other as much. The snake probably did something.