The ministry sent their “finest” aurors on the train and all they did was take our snacks. Why? Why must they suck all the joy out of our lives?
Did anyone else notice those copies of Beadle the Bard in the bookstores over the break with the Head girls name on them as the artist?
Have you seen the size of the rock on Merle’s finger!?
Rumor has it Maldive spent winter break sleeping in.
I hear Dechants made a 2nd year boy cry on the train…
Just what was that first year thinking when she grew Edna Jr? She could have killed us all!
The snakes destroyed their commons on purpose because they didn’t like the redecorating after the flood
A few people conspired to destroy the dungeon and get a “state of the art” potions room.
A certain student who got caught had to be taken away kicking and screaming by a professor, literally.
Sea urchin jinxes might be banned in Slytherin dueling club, but that didn’t stop a prefect or the club leader herself from using them
A second yr set a first year on fire in Potions. Guess there’s always at least one.
One of our new professors is a bit lost. It seems he expected us to sit with only our house mates. When are we living? The stone age?
I hear Samuel Jones and Willow Barton were sending eachother love-letters all break long! How cute is that?
I heard that Professor Vikander got his face burned from a Slytherin and that is why he is tough on the Snakes.
An older Slytherin boy was seen limping his way out of the library on Sunday.
Rumour has it one must leave room for Jeeves.
Sacre bleu! Why are two French snakes at each other’s throats?
I’ve heard there’s a weird cat with red eyes that appears in the dungeons
That new Defense professor? I heard he was kicked out of the Auror’s office for killing people.
Snakes are fighting again, I wonder what it is that makes the younger years a target?
Something happened over break and the one professor can see thestrals now.
The one professor has been an undercover auror since they started here, and it’s not the one you are thinking.