Rumour has it when they think everyone’s asleep. House elves like to party thinking no one will see them.
Rumour has it that Jacob Evens cheated on Clementine Asher with his cousin! THATS MESSED UP!!!! I saw it with my own two eyes!!!
A first year Hufflepuff asked out a sixth year Slytherin to the Winter Ball.
An eagle showed up to the winter ball sans date – where was her giant ginger of a boyfriend?
A jealous Veela lit a note on fire at the ball, wonder what that was about? Never see one actually go up in flames
Rumour has it Snakes and Badgers roll well together. Especially on the floor by the door to the dungeons.
A large branch has been broken on one of the trees near the greenhouse and lots of hoof prints were found! What’s going on??
Did you see the way the squid king was looking while another snake danced with his queen at the ball?
RHI an eagle prefect had everyone’s eye at the ball except her girlfriend’s, maybe being veela they think they don’t have to actually work at their relationships. Don’t worry sweet dove, you’ll have hands to catch you when you get tired of being ignored
A Slytherin can’t keep a girl interested past the winter ball. Ever.
You ever hear the joke about the Ravenclaw who came between a mute Eagle and a mopey Snake? No? You should’ve went to the Winter Ball!
There’s a rumour going around that a lion prefect has a new nickname: “The Deliverer of Doom”
Perse, Why won’t you just love me? – That one was from me. [Editor’s Note… Uh….]
Snakes are meant to like the colour green, but why such a garish hue?
Heard a badger almost stood up his lady lion love. Showed up eventually, probably afraid of that right hook.
Ever read the book called the lion, the witch and the wardrobe? Heard a couple upper years were doing their interpretation in a broom closet.
How does that wolf dance with one leg? I guess her and her date were too busy doing that cupid shuffle.
All the littles were pairing off. It was cute but shouldn’t they be busy drinking some warm milk and heading to bed?
Ugh, it was so dreamy house those two slytherins were talking to each other, I wish I was spoke to like that.. I’ve got 2 shades envy on me.
I saw that Peyroux weirdo sneaking off with a seventh year Ravenclaw
Rumour has it Featherstone couldn’t get a date for the 7th year in a row. She had to dance with her Best Friend’s Boyfriend and a twelve year old just to fit in.
She came in like a wrecking ball…
Who wore it best? That brunette lion did.
Is that a storm brewing? No, it’s just Hurricane Denna being dramatic.
How to get the girl? Just sniff them.
Rumour has it a blonde Prefect plans to become a lumberjack. She is gonna wreak havoc on all the minty trees…
Apparently the Headmaster has a secret groove of mint colored trees and we’re on a mission to find them!
Did you see the red head getting handsy?
Rumour has it a Lion-Puff couple left the Ball so they could dance somewhere more privately
Slytherin and Ravenclaw love connection? What happened to his lion?
That little Candy Hufflepuff danced with TWO Ashworths.
Someone pulled some major strings, or bribed the headmaster, but Last years head boy was at the ball to surprise his fiance!
There’s trouble in paradise thanks to a Ravenclaw.
A previous head boy must have bribed Fox something fierce to be allowed back for the winter ball.
Someone got their first kiss at the Winter Ball.