Cavanaugh’s dedazzling suits are actually a new DADA technique. The easily distracted beware!
What is with that Bluetooth girl and protecting her other house friends over her own house? I think she needs to be resorted.
“One’s prime is elusive” and Professor Priaulx knows this well judging by her dating choices.
Rumour has it, a bunch of boys run after one young lion, trying to get her attention!
Did you see that 2nd year Slytherin required a babysitter(at Hogsmeade), and that babysitter was last years Head Girl. Apparently he still needed mothering.
Ye hear what happened to Mr. Greezebottom after eating those bad chips form the 3Bs? Had a case of the rootatoots for a whole week!
After a friendly duel Sunday evening a fifth year normally kilted Ravenclaw was heard speaking a few octaves higher after a successfully cast switching spell.
Rumour has it that the wandless and witless none wonder snake has been banned from Honeydukes.
The second year snake pair was seen arguing in front of Madam Puddifoot. Will there be a heart or two broken?
It has been heard that a certain second year Slytherin may be planning on setting fire to himself after some rather embarrassing events in the tea shop in Hogsmeade yesterday.
Professor Reuter showed his capacity for witty remarks after a certain Third Year Eagle let out an awkward personal outburst in Magical Theory.
Rumor has it that a 6th year lion has a HUGE crush on Slytherin HoH. Is it too late for her to switch houses?
A certain professor substituting for another is going to have words with them on the appropriateness of the content for the class of younger students.