Rumour Has It is for the sharp tongued among us, and the people who claim to deplore gossip, but secretly read it all the same. Ruffled Feathers are for those who need help and advice.
Confessions are something entirely different. Got something you want off your chest? Need to scream it from the Astronomy Tower but can’t? The Owl Post is here to be your metaphorical Astronomy Tower
Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking to date a second year lion, I can tell you I we’re not exactly going out. However, she’s a good friend and what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a few years going to Hogwarts. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop calling her gorgeous and walk away, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you continue this crush, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will give you the worst wedgie of your life.
Honestly, I don’t even know why people pay any attention to Purebloods and their bigotry. Everyone knows that they’re all going to be wiped out, and they should just accept that one day they’re all going to go extinct. Muggleborns and Half-Bloods are the future of the Wizarding World darlings, get with the programme <3
That Werewolf hating Slytherin girl has a bad attitude problem. Does she even have friends?
Pretty sure my girlfriend is only with me cause she likes to snog me, wish she liked me as a person, as much as she likes my lips.
The person next to me keeps cracking their knuckles. It’s SUPER annoying. I made sure their ink bottle lid was loose before they put it in their bag.
The person who sits next to me HATES when I pop my knuckles. I’m pretty sure they are the one who untightened the ink lid and made a mess in my bag. I’m DEFINITELY going to do it as often as possible now just to get back at them.
It annoys me that they could have waited a year or two to have the bash be a vampire theme.