Fire signs (Leo, Aries, Sagittarius):
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Today is the first day that you are truly aware of the vast, cosmic forces at work in your life, influencing every decision you make, twisting each thing you do. Nothing is truly your own. Your decisions aren’t real. Your thoughts might not be either. Can anything ever be yours again while the stars are circling overhead?
Water signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):
You are mildly horrifying. In most situations, you resort to scare tactics and gross-outs to discourage your enemies. While these are effective, it’s not going to win you many friends. Your personal growth will be best served by learning to internalise everything bad about yourself and the world instead of projecting it out onto others. Maybe then you’ll make some friends, you weirdo.
Air signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):
When it comes right down to it, there are always at least two paths facing you for every decision. Two, minimum. Typically, it’s quite a few more than that. Ten, twenty, a hundred or more possible things you could do in any given moment, and you have to pick one. Can you decide what’s best when so much is at stake? You must choose.
Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):
Softly, you tread upon this world, fearful that the smallest misstep could rupture the fabric of reality. You are rightfully wary, Earth children. The world is a paper mache ball, easily punctured, so simple to rend and rip. If you wish the world to remain in tact, continue to step across each acre lightly. Stomp too heavily and risk destroying everything you love.