The stars and planetary bodies have this week off. As such, there will be no horoscopes. They work so hard, creating our fortunes and moving around in vast orbits that they deserve some time to themselves. Venus has headed for Ibiza and Jupiter is spending quality time with all of its moons in some distant galaxy. If you look up and see things in the sky, bear in mind that those are imposters, not the real ones. You cannot trust fake stars. They tell you lies, more lies, and utter bollocks. I strongly urge all signs to not attempt to read the stars or attend any astronomy-related activities. You’ll only wind up confused. Enjoy!