The New Moon Has Risen. What will we catch in her darkness?
Rumour has it a certain kilted Eagle has been snogging way too much. What a terrible problem to have!
It’s nearing the anniversary of Jimidius the common house spiders death. Rumour has it there will be a death anniversary soon!
Seems that clumsy Hufflepuff was at it again, I saw her take a hard tumble in the History of Magic classroom Wednesday morning.
Seems a first year Ravenclaw might have a crush on a second year Hufflepuff, I saw her turning red in History of Magic on Wednesday morning. – signed a brunette badger.
Seems that the one who used to treat the other with distaste, now needs their help. Wonder if that snake has forgiveness in their slithering heart?
Rumour has it one little eaglet decided to grace a badger cub with a kiss to the cheek, promptly it was returned. Both were seen walking or running away from one another as red as the Gryffindor curtains.
I heard that the reason why Fox and O’Keeffe were missing from lunch last Sunday was because they were on a date.
Rumour has it that a certain Professor has been sneaking out of the castle and spending more time in Hogsmeade lately. Could she be reconsidering her future or perhaps there is another future in store.
Rumour has it the Ravens can only recognise a joke if it’s been written in a footnote.