Why did a bird poop on my shoulder?
Two of Swords
Uhh..
Author scratches head and looks at the question and the card both..
Because you were indecisive about what you wanted to do or where you wanted to go, so it saw fit to do its business right then and there. The bird probably wanted you to get moving already. Apparently it’s a sign of good luck too, so there’s that!
About the author
Persephone Vitrac is a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She is currently a 6th Year Slytherin, Quidditch Captain, Prefect and Editor of the Owl Post.
