Word is, the CoMC professors are planning a fantastically beastly wedding… on the back of dragons!
Rumour Has It Venom was in such a bad mood because she had to teach while dealing with morning sickness.
I heard that Professor Banks and the new Xylomancy professor had a long distance relationship while the former was in Azkaban.
Rumour has it Professor Irelund’s real first name is actually Northern.
Apparently both a fight and a fire broke out in the Owl post meeting. Unrelated though.
Word is, Professor Eidolon’s been looking cheerier than usual. What’s got him in such a good mood?
I saw two first years giving each other a peck on each other cheek. I’m not for sure who was more embarrassed the girl or the boy.
Rumour has it that the reason Blackwell always wears long gowns is to hide the stilts.
Reports are in that the McDragonlady has vacated the castle along with her student eating desk.
Secondary reports say that Rourke seems not that upset that his fiance has left the castle.
Rumour has it someone is stalking a little veela every time she casts Profundus on herself. Seems all that hair is just too enticing. Creep factor: 10.
I’ve hear that Arrietty keeps her pirate ship in a bottle in her room.
Rumour has it that the Librarian has a painting of herself hidden away someplace that looks even older than she does already.
Rumour Has It the new charms professor is a bit of a party boy!
It seems during the eagle’s study party this week a certain professor got a romantic howler! Complete with a song and a request for him to be a mysterious person’s valentine! Love is in the air in the eagle house!
I heard our head boy was given his dad’s name as a middle name but his dad was so drunk he spelt it wrong. Adam Precious Fletcher
That wandering fox gave the Caretaker fleas – that’s why he wants it out!