Welcome to another installment of your lives. In this Valentine’s Day edition, I want to first off say that to those filled with love, congratulations. For those of you without love, I wish you the best on this upcoming lonely day. Anti-valentines day party at dinner time. Wear your best black hate love apparel.
“He snogged me at the hearty party, do you think he likes me or just playing with my emotions?”
Dear pseudonym (how original…),
It was the hearty party, everyone’s emotions to want someone to care and be close to them was on the high. You will probably have to dig deeper if there was more to it then just that now that the dance is done and he got his snog in.
“My best friend seems to become really jealous when I hang out with other friends, she’ll always be my best friend but how do I tell her that basically, we can see other people?”
Is there an issue with your other friends verse them? Do they not get along? Your friend probably won’t be as jealous if you invite them along as well. No one likes to be replaced, it’s the worst feeling a friend could give another friend.
“How do I get the boys to snog me instead of my friend?”
Dear Anon #2,
Polyjuice potion yourself as your friend. Problem solved. Now they snog you instead of your friend.
Hello again, I’ve fixed my previous problem, thank you very much (note the sarcasm, my submission slip should have been dripping with it), but now I fear I’ve another dilemma. You see my Chelseas are deep in muck right now. I was meant to send a loving letter to my bit of skirt, something all sickly sweet and drastically romantic, and I was going to submit it to the Cupid’s Corner. Only, I spelt her name wrong, so now I’m worried that [Words were scribbled out here per:TRQ ] Gryffindor, Pal (you know, the fifth year?), is going to think I’m deeply in love with him. What do I do?
Dear Pinky Out,
Well, we meet again. I’m glad my advice last time helped… I think. I take it you signed it with your name as to why they would know it was you. Your best bet is just to play hard to get if they think it was you. Soon enough they may get bored? That or tell the guy it was your evil twin brother who did that. That it wasn’t you at all. On a plus side, if your girl dumps you at least you have a back up now? Good luck again.
“How can I dye my hair an unnatural color and not get caught? I’ve always thought I’d look best with a lovely shade of pink “
Dear Anon#3 (let’s start getting original guys…),
Take strawberries at the dinner table and smother your hair in them. It should give you a bit of a red-pinkish tint. If a professor asks, just say you are filthy and the pipes in the shower were broken and you couldn’t get to the shower yet to wash it out. So now you can use the hair color change spell too in instances like this as well as an option. Change your hair one color and when a professor comes, hurry and fix it.
“I have glitter every where, I mean literally EVERY WHERE how do I remove it? “
Dear…… …. Anon… #4….
Might I suggest taking a shower or roll around in grumpy-pants of a students bed to rub it all over their things? It will soon look like unicorn blood was spilled all over and now they will be framed for unicorn obliteration… wait.. this may be very bad advice.. let’s try this again. When life gives you glitter you make lemonade.. or handmade gifts. There is always jazzing up your wardrobe as well.
“how is babbies come from?”
Dear Clueless Crane,
When one beastly dragon loves a donkey, they make it work and make the ugliest babies the world has ever seen. It takes a lot of gateway snogs, long nights of making her happy making those waffles she has been craving for in the morning. Also being positive about everything will help the babies get delivered as well, even if it’s about lame boulders.
“How do you become friends with someone when you can never get any time alone to talk to them without other’s butting in?”
Create a scavenger hunt to lead them into a dark hallway that no one goes down. This is your best bet to find yourself alone with them. Make sure they know you are there in case they don’t recognize you in the black hooded sweatshirt so no one follows you to know where you will be with them to interrupt the two of you, you need to give your cutest laugh while hiding in the shadows doing so. I can assure you this is the best way to get alone time.
“How do you tell a boy you like him, after you’ve told him more than once lightly, and he’s still a dim as they come to it?”
Dear Silly Lovergirl,
Have you tried writing it across their face or even yours? Make a t-shirt that says “I LIKE YOU” if they can’t take the hint then obviously you need to like someone a bit smarter, if they can’t tell then maybe they don’t see you that way, or they are uninterested in dating at all.
“I told her that I loved her, and she told me back. But now she wants space to think about it. I’m so lost and heartbroken…what should I do?!”
“You may or may not have rushed something on her and she felt obligated to answer you back rather than giving you the ‘thank you’ answer she told you what you wanted to hear. Do not give her space. Treat her like you did prior in a friendship way. Girls are a fickle and mysterious creature that you won’t find in any care of magical creatures handbook. If they tell you they want space, you don’t give them space. They are unsure creatures of what they want and sometimes they like to be told what they want but it differs from species of girls. You need to learn this creature more tediously on likes and dislikes to understand what it is she truly would want. To know how far you should push a subject on how she should respond to it and when to back off. You need to still be there for her just don’t bring it up or anything relationship wise till she does. That is your best bet.
So, let’s say I have a friend.. I mean, OBVIOUSLY I have friends, but like a friend friend.. Like not a girlfriend or anything! You know what I mean. Anyway, let’s say this friend been eyeing up a guy I think is really bad for her, how do I make him go away?
Dear Worried friend,
Set your friend up with someone else, or try and put someone else in this guys path to be with instead. Talk him up to someone else so they pull interest, but make sure it’s someone who he could actually go for. That way he becomes unavailable to your friend and the guy you tried setting her up with looks like a million galleons rather. Good Luck.