Your attendance at a social event this week will not be met with approval. After all, who do you think you are, waltzing in and acting as if the dung on your shoe doesn’t stink? Everyone will be better off if you stay in your dorm and don’t show your face until it’s over.
If you haven’t found a date yet, don’t despair, my dear. Love can be found in the strangest places, like at the bottom of the Gryffindor mashed potato bowl or on top of an old armoire. No place is too far-fetched for love, so go crazy and find it!
You’re at a big point in your life. This week is when everything will change. Soon, it’ll all be gurdyroots and bubblegum.
This week, you take on the aspect of the observer. Bear witness to the events which are about to unfold and report them faithfully.
Shame! How could you think you’d get away with your actions? The stars are watching, so confess your crimes before they strike you dead!
This week’s theme is WET. Hope you have an umbrella ready!
What’s the deal with love anyways? Who cares? Do you honestly think you’re going to be with the person you’re crushing on next year? In five years? Is the rest of your life going to be sunshine and dasies just because some person has some moleculum of affection for you today? Get real. Romance is for suckers.
As the planets turn, so too must you. You’ll turn faster and faster, spinning without cease, without pause, as the stars and moons drive you around and around in a frenzied, endless rotation. There is no up, no down, only the circle you’ve become trapped within, only another trip around and around and around until death.
Your question for this week: Is it better to be loved or to be feared?
If you’re having trouble with a situation, treat it more like transfiguration. See it in your head and envision the result you want to have. Then, transfigure whoever or whatever is giving you issues into something less troublesome, like a mouse. Problem solved.
You haven’t been appreciating your best friend as much as you should be. Make an effort to show them how much they mean to you and hope it’s enough to make them want to save you.
What goes up, must come down. What goes in will eventually come out. What is fresh will someday spoil. Unless it’s honey. Have you been eating enough honey?