It took Ten Muppets.
Apparently it was NOT mood change hair Gel but someone not able to control their Metamorphic ability.
He’s not dead yet…
Students heading to the castle after the train ride heard the town talking about some, black shape, seen about Hogsmede the night before.
A little fiery and socially inept Eagle has been seen actually trying to communicate with normal human beings! Maybe they’ve lost their marbles.
It’s been recently heard that a petition to have the gryffindor password be changed to “fortuna sandwich” has been started.
A badger, lion, and eagle broke out into a dancing bash below the grand staircase; perhaps it’s a new tradition!
One of the vinegar barrels in the kitchen decided to burst after an eagle and a badger had been “snogging.” Was it a prank?
Rumour has it the Norwegian eagle is head over heels for the new transfiguration teacher. “HES ONE OF EM SUPAR HEROS, SWARE ET!”
Heard there’s an odd girl out in the Ravenclaw house, and her name starts with an E.
Those cages in the transfiguration room? That’s where the new professor keeps students who misbehave.
That DADA Professor — what’s her name, Irelund? She’s older than dirt. She’s got all these… Wrinkles… And age spots. Check out her clothes, too. She looks like some kind of gypsy. What rock did they find her under?
“White Knights” apparently come in green these days….
Love may be “in the stars” for our Divination teachers. They have arranged a date together!