The drop off has been made. You’ve been warned.
[This week’s horoscope seems to have been replaced with a crude drawing of what seems to be soft serve ice cream with some squiggly lines above it.]
The number 6 will be very important for you in the next 168 hours.
They’re coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door.
[A blade of grass has been taped to the newspaper. Yes, every single newspaper.]
53 74 6f 70 20 62 65 69 6e 67 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 6e 65 72 64 2e
Like, whatever. You know what we mean.
If you can’t wake from the nightmare, maybe you’re not asleep.
This too, will end.
[Rather than any words, the ink seems to just be a series of angry scratches as if this horoscope was written by a chicken.]
You’ve forgotten to do something, and we’re still waiting on you to do it.