A band of wild firsties have cracked under the pressures of the exam and now roam the halls mugging people for snacks and clean underwear.
Rumour has it Upton Zero is selling quick quote quills in exchange for hugs and kisses
Play rehearsals are attracting strange bugs into the dueling room, but otherwise going well.
Rumour has it a range of people have been practicing evanesco on their own vomit
According to some early birds, a former charms professor is back from the dead. And here I thought he was buried under the eagle’s tower.
Speaking of that, did anyone else notice his left hand is mysteriously absent of a wedding ring?
Would seem Karam Ali enjoys catching damsels in distress.
It would appear that the Professors all join together to think of ideas on how to murder us with exams.
Rumour has it that a prank war is starting between two adults who can’t stand each other. Hopefully it won’t end with one of them getting their face broken, again.
Love is in the air as reports say two teachers got engaged, it’s not fully sure just which of our professors are “Brooms” and “Bubbles” though.
The dueling tournament has inspired a new way to ask people out. Defeat them in three duels and they have to go on a date with you.
Students have been taking advantage of professors being busy and the weather being suffocating to make use of a secret swimhole