There’s a new fashion trend apparently, two gryffindor boys were seen absolutely slaying a polka dot bikini top and an overly small tutu, respectively
Students have been seen about covered in pink flowers for some reason.
Seems that a crate load of rats were set up as a prank on the head of the eagles. Could this be the start of an epic prank war…and was this the reason behind the break in of the pet shop?
Seems one of our new professors like to wander the halls late at night and smells a lot like peanut butter.
Several students as of late have been spotted mooing in the halls of Hogwarts. Wonder if the Mooncalf dung gathering did something to their minds.
The discussion many were having on their way from Xylomancy to Herbology earlier was that Professor Bellingham was trying (and failing) to secure a date with the Deputy Headmistress. The disastrous blonde mop that had attacked his head may not have helped his chances. Word also has it, he’s the son of one of the Beatles.
Talk coming from the Gryffindor common room suggests Bumble has been trying to make a Hannah Wiggins out of straw, cushions and duck-tape.
Bellingham also may have tried to do some fire based divinations and it went, wrong, judging by the scorch marks on the floor of the Divs room.