Rumour has it that Macauley has forgotten that it’s the BRIDE that chooses the Maid of Honour, not the groom, or the best man.
There also may be a Hufflepuff that George finally respects.
Maybe the Beatles are making some grand come back that the muggles are unaware of? Or at least are more magical than any of us knew?
Word is, Persephone Hyland Vitrac was seen running through the castle, gathering up all copies of last week’s issue of Rumour Has It.
Apparently Professor Eidolon has been seen limping about Hogwarts. The portraits say the staircase just moved right from under him.
Everyone’s on about the new Deputy Headmistress. Apparently she’s a real looker.
Adam Fletcher was seen making his way back from the Quidditch pitch looking a little worse for wear. Even more interesting? He was wearing a t-shirt which read ‘Captain Hyland’ across the back.
Sources say a Department of Magical Law Enforcement agent was in the three broomsticks with two professors. Said agent became engaged in a match of wits that the professors stood strong during, afterwards escorting students back to the castle.
Professor O’Keeffe has a list of students she’s looking for, wonder why.
Could this Bellamy Belch be related to one of our favourite goons from last year? (Editor’s note: Not all Ministry workers are villains.)
A lot of owls sending out letters in the same handwriting have been seen about the castle of late.