It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from La Lune, but today she’s returned to guide you through your week. Her guidance comes with a warning though – heed her words, or you may find this week very unlucky for you.
ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Life is careening forward at a chaotic pace for you, Aries, and you may find yourself struggling to gain control as it seems like an end is coming. Those around you seem to have it all sorted – exams, graduation, careers – yet you feel like you’ve been hit with the Impediment Jinx. It’s easy to let this convince you to jolt forward, but are you ready for the repercussions? Be sure not to overleap.
TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
Taurus, this week you throw up an emotional protego and tackle your problems head first. If you wish to make real progress though, you must face all your fears, like the boggarts from last year. It takes guts, but it’s like taking a vial of Brewed Glory in the end.
GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 20)
My precious witch, this is the week for teamwork and joining forces! There is strength in numbers, especially when you ally with the right wizards. Just don’t get too carried away, not everyone is your friend.
CANCER (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
This week you are shining, Cancer. Do not apologise for your ambition but use it to your advantage! Exams are fast approaching, do you know what you will do with your future? Now is the time to take charge. Extra credit in potions class or a trip to your head of house to assess your career path may be due.
LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Leo, you are an enterprising wizard and this week the urge will hit you. Now is the time to test your mettle as a true hustler. Maybe peddle some butterbeer or chocolate frogs to the younger years between trips to Hogsmeade. But, be careful, a pair of fourth years could blacklist you to all the shops if they catch you stealing their business.
VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You’ve been told before you are intense but that has nothing on your personality this week, Virgo. You know what you want and you want it now. You may wish to use your charms to win your way, but remember, even the dreamiest of desires has a price.
LIBRA (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Restrain the fire which burns under your surface, Libra. Normally so calm, this week you find it hard not to snap. Do not speak first, think later, but do give voice to those thoughts which your usual politeness keeps quiet.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
The truth is stranger than fiction, and you are out on interrogation. You want to know what’s going on, and this may be the time to look into that mystery. Obsessively even. Perhaps you wish to know who’s really behind Ouroboros. If anyone could figure it out, it’s you.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Cool off, Sagittarius. You’re burning for love but that doesn’t mean to go brewing potions for every pretty face pointed your way. We know you’re fierce and unafraid to pursue, but make sure you’re going after the right suitor. No one wants a broken heart.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
The perfect balance between your schoolwork and your social life. That is your focus for this week, Capricorn. You’re an independent witch who doesn’t need any man, but that doesn’t mean friendship and freedom isn’t nice. Try not to be a workaholic, okay? Everyone needs a break sometimes.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Don’t put your hands in too many cauldrons, Aquarius. You’re spending too much time trying to be in too many places at once and no one could get anything done that way. Prioritise this week and you’ll find yourself far more successful.
PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Can you grow a successful romance? The stars say yes. Pisces, you are so quick to dive headfirst into your relationships, but if you would only slow down, you could find something meaningful. Take a step back to evaluate your path, make sure it is worth your time and effort.