The Raven Quill used a new method of fortune telling this week as they were late handing this in. It seems the bright weary eyed bushy tailed RQ, drowsily produced the horoscopes during dinner time doing the reading in students soup bowls.
ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
So many… potatoes in your future and they might even be a tad bit cheesy with their jokes.
TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
Be careful when you choose what sort of spoons you surround yourself with this week. Some may not always pull through for you and do what you always thought they would intend to do for you.
GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 20)
Either the ideas you have had lately are a bit clumpy and haven’t gone as smooth as a cream of chicken soup. You have to mash out those problems and take what you can deal with, even if it does have a few lumps to work around.
CANCER (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
A good hardy dinner is just the same as waking up on the right side of the bed each morning. In your case that has only been happening half of next week.
LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Life is like a bowl of surprise left over dinner soup. You will never know what you will get. You have mixed a bit too much variety in your bowl and life as of late and it’s becoming too much to chow down on. In fact, it has turned quite disgusting adding too much without a bit of seasoning to even out the taste. Drop a few responsibilities you didn’t have to do, and take up a new fun activity. That will do the trick.
VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
If there was a monster classification on what you were served in your bowl of life, you would get the full amount of X’s. It’s been an absolute disaster surrounding you. Time to keep your head high and choose a new bowl of soup. It should go a bit better for you.
LIBRA (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
You obviously have figured out the fork you have been using in your soup of life isn’t going so well. You are poking around and only looking at certain subjects in your bowl that stand out. Do not forget to take in what ties it all together and take the creamy part of the soup as well. It may not be your cup of tea for yourself, but it is needed to level things out.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You have been feeling a bit crackers around a few of your friends. Slow down on chomping down at that bit with the jealousy.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
The spork you have been using is sometimes working for you and not always in the best of ways. You want your spoon and fork all at once. Ever heard of having your cake and eating it too? This is just the same. You can’t have the best of both worlds without a few problems slipping through the cracks as you try to balance it all. Start making more precise decisions.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You are what we call the soup of the day. You only come to light when the light shines on you when you are thought of, but you end up in the dark again once again. The 15 minutes of fame you seek is not what you truly want. You want to be the soup of the week, the month or even the year, or possibly a lifetime. Start making choices that benefit you long term rather than short term.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Fisheye soup Friday has once again arrived for you Aquarius. The plentiful of eyes you will take in is in bulk form. Overwhelming yes? Switch your soup as well as your attitude and the problems will disappear.
PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Hide in your commons next week. Soup is no good for you. Soup is upsetting. Eating junk food is your best choice and not surrounding yourself with soup. Stick to what makes you happy for the time being that you know is for sure.