Flying for the firsties took a chilly end with the Head Girl being turned into Snowron
Tara de Barbarac is apparently on the ‘to jinx’ list of a number of Welsh students – and anyone with a noise complaint after Saturday!
There was a kerfuffle on the grand staircase a few days back with a chase going on but no one’s quite sure what was going on, or they’re just not telling us
With Headmistress Fischer ‘borrowing’ Professor Fox after DADA, and portraits reporting Professor’s Knagthon and Ellison also going to the Headmistresses office for a meeting it seems the snakes and lions may have gotten themselves into some sort of mess
Professor Rourke gave Sookie Ghost detention for sending a howler in class, making her open up a thousand howlers from Rourke’s mother and Sookie’s dad. Lets just say it took five hours and was Rourke’s new cure for howler pranks.
Rumour has it that a perfect prefect couple may have already been planning for life after Hogwarts together in the tea shop this weekend.
Some portraits have been whispering about a certain ‘Bumbling’ student vying for the affections of a ‘Wig’. We’re sure that the information became jumbled on its way down the staircase, but that’s what the portraits are saying on the fourth floor, at least.
Fletcher has done it again! And by ‘done it again’, we mean he’s lost Slytherin a further 80 points, allegedly.
I heard Charlie had two parties this week. Greedy cow!
I have it on good authority that pouring any amount of bubotuber pus on any part of someone is an absolutely heinous act. The boils brought on by the pus are extremely painful. (Editor’s note: The use was apparently well deserved.)
Despite Ms Pest being banned from the school grounds it hasn’t stopped our Editor having a job interview in the Three Broomsticks. Keep your ears open, apparently The Daily Prophet columnist sends all her responses by howler.
People can’t stop thinking of Karam Ali. Michel St Jours actually apparated on top of him in one of the course sessions!
A certain Gryffindor male seems to have a thing for taken people.
There’s a rumour floating around that a certain Fifth Year Lion may actually be smarter than any Ravenclaw. If memory serves right, she hat stalled during the sorting ceremony.
The divinations professor should consider checking their supplies. It would seem some students are using them as party decorations.
Apparently, in apparitions course, one can lose an ear and not even realize.
A certain beater is out for blood.
Rumour has it a certain Slytherin boy goes from shoving his ex one day, to sending her custom made fine goblin jewels the next. Confused much?