Tread carefully today. The Raven Quill does not take lightly to heart this day of all days. Scrying into the eyes of black cats, and broken mirrors in the second-floor girl’s bathroom as the water floods the area. This Friday the 13th may seem bleak for most, or just outright absurd for others.
ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Cancel all of your plans, Aries. If you even think to set foot outside of your dorm this weekend you need to watch above you. Falling is in your future. Whether it be falling items from the sky, tripping and falling, or falling for lies, this is the weekend it will fall apart for you.
TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
You lack the capabilities this week to overcome any obstacle that comes your way. Can’t open a jar of jam with even a spell? That is exactly how hard your week will be. Try meditation or throwing the jar at the ground. In other words, find ways around your problem that may not be the most convenient to you or others, but it will get the job done.
GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 20)
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but it sure can feel good after doing so. If someone has been getting on your nerves, you need to set them in their place really soon or they will just keep over-stepping their boundaries. This has been your major issue lately dear, Gemini. Take hold of the situation and maybe hang the problem over the viaduct by its toes… metaphorically… of course.
CANCER (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Avoid the colour blue. You will thank me later.
LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You’re a class act every other day with your poise and grace but not this week. You have a bad habit to trip over everything. Air will be the most likely this week where you trip over nothing at all. It’s actually all in your head. Get it?
VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Keeping a bunch of black cat hair and broken mirror bits will actually counter bad luck. Make sure you hang it around your neck for the weekend starting Friday. Yes, you need to sleep with it on or you will find yourself in quite the predicament.
LIBRA (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Scrying into the tears of firsties, the images do not appear in your favour this week.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Some sort of collection has evolved under your bed, and it is not a good one. It seems a few people have pulled pranks on all of the Scorpios by shoving herbs that have gone bad under the beds. Soon enough what is growing on them will colonise and take over your bed leaving you to sleep on the floor the rest of the year.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Ding dong the witch/wizard isn’t dead yet. This weekend is the perfect time to catch up on all of your studies and barricade yourself in the library. Soon book will be flying at you with so much knowledge for you to learn. Literally… the books will be enchanted and fly off the shelves directly at your head.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your dreams have been hijacked by all of your phobias in the fear of Friday the 13th. This is the perfect time to test the theory of bad luck if it really is all true and try everything that brings bad luck. Your dreams will get better…. I think.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Boil, boil, toil and trouble. Someone may have slipped a boil potion into your pumpkin juice. Avoid pumpkin juice, it will only be trouble for you. Or is it the other way around and you are supposed to put boil potion in pumpkin juice? I am not really sure, tea leaf reading is harder than it looks.
PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You have been cutting around the corners by walking under ladders Pisces. This has only brought you bad luck in everything you do backfires. It’s about time you take each step with dignity up that ladder. The only issue is, there are no steps on the other to get down slowly, so you will have to take a leap of faith on the way down. Good luck, wear something soft to cushion the fall.