The Raven Quill seemed to have lost all divining tools this week, so they dug around in the muggle studies classroom and borrowed a muggle item called the Magic Eight Ball and had a bit too much fun with it. What will your future hold this week in the hands of a muggle trinket?
ARIES (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
The thought of gift giving has been in the air and your mind lately. You have wondered if anyone was going to get you anything this year. Sorry to get your hopes up but the answer to this is “Better not tell you now.”
TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
The Winter Ball is right around the corner and on your mind lately is if you would ever get elected for anything on the ballot. I have foreseen the future in my trusted ball of wonder, it has told me “Cannot predict now.” Seems you need to un-fog your future a bit. Nothing is definite right now.
GEMINI (May 21 – Jun 20)
Is it possible for Geminis to stuff a pound of marshmallows in their mouth and not be a Hufflepuff? The answer is “Most likely.”
CANCER (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
How much can a niffler niff, if a niffler could niff enough nifty niffs? The answer is “Concentrate and ask again.”
LEO (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
Will the house elves secretly make the potatoes taste like candy canes this week? The answer my friend is “Very doubtful.” Sorry Leo, better luck next week.
VIRGO (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Do Virgo’s find it fun to swim in the black lake when it’s almost frozen over? The answer to that my dear Virgo is “Outlook good.” Pick out that bathing suit and go for a nice night time swim this week! Will do your pores some good.
LIBRA (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Is it possible for a Libra to wrestle a Jarvey before it sends out a plethora of insults? The answer for you is “Signs point to yes.” Good thing Daisy has quite a few for you to test this theory with.
SCORPIO (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You have been staring at yourself in the mirror quite a bit. What has your tongue tied is if everyone see’s you as to how you see yourself, the answer to that my friend is “Without a doubt.” So you keep your head held high Scorpio and give it all you got. You want to wear army pants and flip flops? Then you wear those army pants with flip flops. You go Glen Coco!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
The thought of growing a tail to be where the fish are has been at the top of your wish list this year. Take your thing-a-ma-bob and conduct a potion with that. The success in this potioneering skill says “Outlook not so good.” Sorry, but on the bright side, practice makes perfect and you could just grow permanent gills?
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your dreams have been a scattered mess and a bit foggy and hazy. This should be telling you something and you can’t put your finger on it, on what it might be. The answer to that is “Reply hazy try again.” What a coincidence, better luck next time.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Arithmancy has been giving you troubles lately. Studying countless numbers is draining you. You have even thought about trying to find a cheat sheet on how to learn this quicker, the answer to that is “Don’t count on it.”
PISCES (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You have had people approach you lately asking about your name. Usually, the answer you give is no. They have asked you what your house is, the answer is no. They asked you what is your owl’s name, you said no. You have told them, they need to let it go. Curiously enough, they even tried asking what your sign is. You debated on telling them this at least but the magic ball of wonders advice is “My reply is no.” At least you have some consistency in your life. A boyfriend/girlfriend won’t be one of them.