Still getting lost around the castle? Well it has only been 2 months. The Owl Post is here to help with advice on who to ask for directions (and who really NOT to ask)
By the Gossiping Fraulein
Who to ask:
Hufflepuff, Head Boy
Easy to catch from class to class
He’s never late therefore he must know all the secret passageways
Ravenclaw, Head Girl
Instantly recognisable for the thick Scottish accent
Usually surrounded by a bunch of Gryffindors
Never ask her for directions around the Headmistress
2 ft tall Hufflepuff Head of House
She’ll give you sweets when you chat
Or let you pet one of her 1000s of creatures too
Okay..she might actually distract you from finding your way..
But she’ll still help!
Secretary to the headmistress
Short and blends in with first years (apart from the stilettos)
Might show you shortcuts if you’re nice
Don’t call her Ma’am or Madam
Ravenclaw, third year
Short and normally wearing a scarf
Always eager to help
Can be shy at first
Studious and normally well prepared
Fourth Year Slytherin, Quidditch Captain, Junior Editor
Pale hair and skin, with millions of accessories
Quiet but normally quite friendly and chatty when you get her going
She might be confused as to why you’d go to her, but would still help, regardless
Tall, pale, and dark hair with blue eyes
Always friendly and excited to help out
Constantly helpful in classes as well as tutoring
Also seen in most classes, and keeping her house mates out of trouble.
You may need to pry her book away from her face though, to get her attention.
Sixth Year Gryffindor
Fairly tall, blonde hair
Friendly but goofy, always up for a laugh
Will show you what class you have to go to but, he will ninja monkey it around the corridors,
so be prepared to run to keep up!
Caleb & Chloe McCole
2nd Year Slytherins
Tall & Medium height, Black hair
Always seen together,
Usually hanging around the library
Always willing to help
Fifth Year Ravenclaw, Prefect
Medium height, white blonde hair
If looking to get somewhere Ary will expect full loyalty in return
Who not to ask:
Our pet Poltergeist.
Normally Seen cackling, throwing dung bombs, and making lives miserable, one student at a time.
Never Approach. Ever. Never, Ever. Ever.
Just avoid him.
Lanky Gryffindor 7th year
He never knows the password to his own commons
Just because he’s dating the Head Girl, and is a prefect, does not mean he’s helpful in any way, shape, or form
Tries to help: do not listen.
Petite brunette with a short temper
Unless you want to serve the next dark lord rising, I’d avoid.
She’ll probably catch you on fire anyways
Or just scowl at you.
Or Point you towards the lake.
Or drop you off a staircase.
Or mutter the M word.
Petite Ravenclaw third year
Absolute sweetheart, so you can still totally approach her!
If she’s not wearing glasses 10/10 would not advise
BUT, if she is, have a parchment and quill handy!
6th Year Slytherin
Medium height , black hair
Even looking at this girl funny will get you in hot water.
Doesn’t see beyond her own nose at times
Usually not worth the hassle unless you are… malleable