Confessions, rumours or Questions can be given to our friendly messenger owl that loiters outside The Great Hall, he takes any messages to The Owl Post, just have a few owl nuts handy!
Rumour Has It Professor Gillespie can see Thestrals because of that old Ouroboros rumour last year.
Apparently, Gryffindor build muscle mass by piggybacking their housemates up and down the Grande Staircase. Talk about dedication…
Though really, that’s just normal Gryffindor spirit, They ARE the jock house, right? Sounds like a better workout than our former head girl’s twerkouts with the portraits.
Speaking of pigs, was there one at the Hallowe’en party? We kept hearing one…
Apparently someone heard the Head Girl demanding from Professor Venom if the pig was her date. Human transfiguration as a punishment is against Hogwarts school rules. Tut tut…
Almost every female student was seen dancing with Professor Lykin.
Pssst… Venom and Lykin. Dancing. Ooh la la!
[or: It seems Venom has sunk her fangs into the dashing Lykin – and he enjoys the, well, venom. The real question is: Venkin or Lynom?]
[junior editor’s note: I DIDN’T WRITE THAT!]
[add. Ed. note: there are more ships that have yet to sail…]
A certain pixie has been seen frolicking with a new, not quite as troublesome snake. Is this new love?
One of Hogwarts’ most notorious couple has been spotted having a very heated shouting match. Could this be the end of Slytherin’s point lead?
Rumour has it, one of the Cobblepot bookends gave Persephone Hyland an old fashioned Rhett Buttler style snog during the Halloween bash.
A certain 2nd year Slytherin was observed having a belching contest with a group of younger Gryphs. Evidently, being able to recite both Younger and Elder Futhark runic alphabets is quite the trick.
For the past few nights there have been what sounds like a woman screaming in terror. Their location changes several times a night, but they’re never far from the castle.
More than just ghosts roamed the halls the night of the bash, apparently a few after parties went on quite late!
A certain bookend went around the Great Hall at the bash begging everyone to dance, desperate?!
Rumour has it Notorious Kamila Bullstrod has having late night adventures with Fifth year Badger Morgan Maldive what are they up to?
She’s also been seen standing next to one of our notorious pyromaniac Slytherins. Something’s fishy in the air.
Hunter Devine and Karam Ali were spotted in a screaming match one minute and snogging the next. Are they broken up? no one knows.
A roller-blading skeleton is being thanked for numerous sore toes.
Professor Maclodon and Fletcher were seen in a waltz, who knew the boy could keep up?
A few professors and some students mistook the fountain for a pool.
A talented Gryffindor took the phrase “jump out of your skin” to a whole new level with an incredibly realistic mask.
A Slytherin was seen diving towards the Head Girl with her rusty pliers only for Professor DracheBlume to drag her off by her wings
Middles and the Headmistress were seen letting loose at the dance. Who knew the headmistress could let down her hair… snakes… hair?