Sometimes we panic. Sometimes we forget. And sometimes we are so utterly unprepared for an exam that we’ll write anything in the hopes that it’s the right answer.
Here are some of the best worst responses professors (and the WEA) have received in exams.
Draw a moon map without the use of a telescope. Annotate what phase the moon is in and the visible craters.
[PHASE, not FACE]
The ………… ….. removes ………
Waddiwasi is used to ………
Shoot a nearby objection you desire at your professor… I mean target… Like books
Defence Against the Dark Arts
Remembering that shield spells are classified as charms, explain the definition of charms and discuss on how shield spells work and the differences between each shield spell.
A charm changes what something does, or makes that -at this point the words are scratched out several times before continuing.- something do something new.
-a note to the side says ‘Entschuldige, bitte, Professor! I could not phrase that well in English.’ There is a frowny face drawn next to it.-
[Less doodling, more answering.]
Elaborate on ‘The Ebublio Jinx can only be used efficiently for defense if your opponent has been disarmed of their wand’. Please remember to describe the effects of the Ebublio Jinx while arguing in favor or against the above statement and consider as well that spells many times can have alternative uses.
The jinx, I’ve used many times before. Once my victim is trapped without no wand, they cannot become free. The bubble itself cannot be popped by psycial force therfore one without a wand, is useless. It really is….hilarious. While your victim is unable to get out of a bubble, without a wand, and when you continue to pile up the curses it’s a hilarious sight I will not forget.
[One of those answers that make me question Dumbledore’s wisdom in banishing the use of chains in Hogwarts.]
What is the collective name for this group of  deities?
What trees are found in the Fields of Asphodel?
Who is the God of Death?
In which realm of the Underworld are immortals punished?
The middle bit
To what group of spirits, aside from the Daimones, does Morpheus belong?
How many Judges of the Dead are there?
[Not any more…]
List THREE reasons why Fire makes you happy.
It doesn’t it makes me sad.