Romanov has taken ‘paternity leave’ to a whole new level; apparently he’s in Azkaban for running around Stonehenge in the nip shouting something about numbers.. Maybe he should really be in St Mungo’s…
Rumour has it that one of the younger Ravens hasn’t been spotted in a while, despite the fact that she’s probably gone home a certain Ravenclaw prefect has been telling people to use alohomora to check any locked bogs in case they’ve gotten stuck
Scourgifying under the nails has become a new trend as everyone seems to be walking around smelling very earthy recently
Rumour has it the Ravenclaws are cooking up a secret weapon to take home the house cup to sit nicely next to their quidditch cup.
But another rumour is that it’s really just them locking gryffs in their commons on exam week
Rumour has it house elves are getting twitchy from not cooking as often. They’ve started making meals for potato sacks with drawn on faces on them
It seems that asking professors how to catch a werewolf is just another way of trying to get a date… Who knew!?
The snakes have been bickering between themselves, romance or simple quarrels house unity needs to start from within people!