There is a lingering smell of citrus around the pile of this week’s edition of ‘The Owl Post’… Even the copy you pick up smells faintly orange-y… Maybe you should read it somewhere warm?
Rumour has it that muggleborns are being eaten for house points… or maybe an owl post member needs their ears cleaning before the next house meeting
Another rumour feels that the gruel is so bad in the great hall, the house mates just say they’re “missing.” Anyone getting a bit chubby?
Apparently there’s a an underground Big Mac market in the quad between the hours of 1pm and 3pm
If that’s not true though, it seems our editor has returned and brought with her a few interesting presents – recipes to follow
It’s been rumoured a new house has been made up that students are slowly joining so they don’t have to sit at the designated houses. With a rainbow tie and their mascot being a troll they sit in the aisle between Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
Rumour has it a certain grumpy professor has been looking for a fellow lonely heart
You wouldn’t think dragons and plants would mix but apparently they do! A budding romance?!
Some say that you can get free chocolate and cake from some of the infirmary matrons.