There is a lingering smell of citrus around the pile of this week’s edition of ‘The Owl Post’… Even the copy you pick up smells faintly orange-y… Maybe you should read it somewhere warm?
Rumour has it Macauley was heard spouting off the dreams he’d been having about Professor Priaulx in the middle of the Great Hall
Rumour has it there was buzzing heard in the hall the other night, what were the Professors trying to keep hidden from everyone?
There’s been word that our wonderfully grumpy charms professor still has ectoplasm on him after dinner the other day; he’s been using it as hair gel.
There was a pretty loud scream coming from Slytherin girls dorms Thursday morning. Compost? In someone’s bed? How immature
It seems that there has been an abnormal amount of nightmares being had by students in all of the houses.
Rumour has it, a certain veela has been seen hanging around a certain care of magical creatures professor, even giving him secret packages. Is she trying to butter him up for grades?
Two more students have apparently been expelled. Another Ravenclaw and an Hufflepuff too!
Students have been complaining of a strawberry scented sports bra whapping them in the face while whizzing through the school. Some say it came from the Gryffindor tower. The tally so far is 5 faces smacked while in transit.
It’s been said that after a rather dramatic transfiguration class, Helena Arlet, once rival to Cassandra Middles, went to the hospital wing together, Arlet close to fainting.
Speaking of Arlet, apparently, due to lack of performance, our lovely little snake’s been kicked off the quidditch team. She needs to step her game up, if she wants to get back on a broom.