There is a lingering smell of citrus around the pile of this week’s edition of ‘The Owl Post’… Even the copy you pick up smells faintly orange-y… Maybe you should read it somewhere warm?
While the mysterious rumours have been talking about Gillespie coming here over murder or trafficking, others whisper that it’s because he’s just going through an early midlife crisis, wanting to feel like a kid again. Someone even stated he’d tried going around the school in a jumper and tie.
Speaking of,it’s been said that lucifer is like a son to Daisy, but some think he’s actually even related; The only negative being their heights.
Students have been seen looking more chipper than normal, bubbly and spacey even. Some whispers are saying it’s all potions induced, others think they just finally got snogs.
Rumour has it, all the creatures we learn about aren’t real and the staff just keeps dressing them up or sticking on horns to make us feel special
On the topic of creatures, Rumour has it, the Forbidden Forest is now completely covered in Venomous Tentacula, keeping something out, or in.
It’s been whispered about that, not one professor is following the new ministry diet, nor the ministry. There’s been word they all bribe house elves for extra goods.
Rumour has it Lavender the House Elf is actually ironhand with their obsession with fire.
Many are trying to speculate what the scream was last night. Some suspect a rehabilitation, while others are going as obscure as a portrait breaking a nail or a professor getting arrested. Everyone is all on guard either way, sticking together and uniting.
Rumours are spreading that owl post isn’t even a real newspaper. We really just colour and pass notes, and some idiot keeps publishing us. Others joke that we were never hired to begin with, and keep thinking we’ll get paid at end of term.
Rumour has it, headmistress Fisher is hiding in the lake with the mermaids.