There were whispers that over the holidays one of the Veelas entered a Muggle beauty contest and won hands down. Some would call that an unfair advantage!
The Masons got in an argument during vacation that you could hear it all the way down Diagon Alley – apparently Juniper had snuck out multiple times. That’s why she avoided her brother on the train.
There’s apparently been a sudden spate of students walking around with their middle fingers permanently stuck up their noses. I wonder who caused that!?
Oranges at breakfast have been oddly absent since term started…
Miss Middles wasn’t rehearsing for a bloody role at the breakfast table but apparently had only had a jam roll thrown at her face.
Speaking of our head girl, looks like someone is trying to take her role of party girl, while now not-so-secret invitations seem to be handed out for a shindig next week. Watch out Middles, or you might lose your throne.
It’s been overheard that Foxclaw’s been meeting Kelsey in the early hours of the morning under the guise of ‘detention’
[editor’s note: maybe it’s because she’s a prefect, shock horror]
The Hufflepuff Prefect Travis Martin’s been seen bandaged up again, another dinner quarrel maybe? Or did it happen over the holidays?