The House Elves apparently don’t actually prepare the dinners fresh, but buy everything from the local supermarkets, ready made.
A certain young Ravenclaw who can’t (or shouldn’t be allowed to) sing, sang at the holiday feast. Hopefully people got earplugs in their stockings!
I heard that Professor Green is fourth time married. First to Blue, then to Yellow, and Red.
Rumour has it there wasn’t just a manure bomb on the night of a yule ball but dragons. Don’t worry they were apparently disbanded singlehandedly by our own jeeves Macauley with some puppy saving to boot!
There’s been whispers that the Blankes kid metamorphs into professors and hands out detentions to gullible Slytherins.
Our Winter Dance King’s promise of more pizza came to fruition at an explosive Christmas party over the holidays
And speaking of explosive parties, Macauley’s been seen with two black eyes during the holidays after falling afoul of not one, but two feisty redheads
Someone was noticed coming back into the Castle after the full moon, on Christmas morning, in their underwear! Apparently somebody stole their spare clothes…
A tall and nasty Hufflepuff apparently got his wand confiscated by Professor Green