Ask Poe is an anonymous advice blog that takes any question our readers want to know! Got a question? Submit a to Cassandra Middles and she will get it to Poe’s Raven for the next article. Here are some questions from some already eager students.
Valentines day is coming up, How do i get this witch I’ve been interested in, to notice me?
Every girl likes the classic flower, teddy bear, and chocolates. But, if you’re really trying to impress her, do something meaningful like write her a poem, sing her an original song, or, give her something nice. For example, if shes a potion nerd like me, give her a potions book and wrap it up in paper of her favorite color. If you don’t want to give her a gift, try doing something weird. Like wearing one of those neon yellow shirts muggles wear when they go jogging at night! She and everyone else in the room will notice you then!
What is the best way to sneak a love potion to that cute slytherin wizard?
No. Just No. Go away.
Love potions are dangerous! Probably even more so then poisons. Please don’t make a love potion and please don’t sneak it into someones drink! Just think of how mad they would be after the potion wears off and they found out what you did!They’d never want to date you then! And, just think what could happen if you messed the potion up! I don’t even wanna go there!
My brain has turned to mush from all this studying! What’s the best way to recover?
Relax! Go for a run! Eat some cookies! Stargaze. Lay outside and watch the clouds go by. Set off fireworks. Go swimming..when it’s warmer out! Try to catch the giant squid. Have a party. Dance like no one is watching. And then take a nap!
After you’ve done all that, read a bit! You’ve got to keep your brain in shape! Brain muscles are the best muscles!
Think about it, you’re brain controls everything in your body. How can you function if you don’t train it and it goes to mush?! Train work relax! Train, work, relax!
What is a perfect date for two fourth years on campus? I mean, c’mon, we’re locked in the school.
Take a basket and a blanket, Stuff the blanket in the basket, Steal some food from the kitchens, the house elves don’t mind! And make sure its finger food like cheese sticks, and apples. Send a note to your significant other to meet you in the astronomy tower. Then go to the astronomy tower and set up your picnic. Also, this is best done at night. After you eat you can do a little star gazing and cuddling.
How do you know when you’re good or bad at snogging?
If the person you snogged throws up immediately afterward, that should be a pretty good clue!
But really? How old are you? You need to be more interested in your studies then kissing! Study hard, get good grades, get a good career! Then you can settle down and find a good snogging partner. Also, keep in mind that if he/she loves you, its not going to matter if you have a string of saliva hanging from your mouthes! If its real, true, honest love, they’ll be happy just kissing you!
This guy will not leave me alone even though I’ve threatened to hex him daily. Should I just finally do it?
No! Although you really shouldn’t have threatened him either! It seems you are both in the wrong here! If I were you, I’d apologize to him, and then explain to him that you need some time alone and he needs to go away. Tell him how you feel or it will only end up worse! Everyone needs some alone time and you deserve your privacy.